The Legend of the Loch Ness Monster

There we where.  Standing at the edge of the Loch Ness with our submarine at the water's edge.  My Arab friend Bobylon and I were ready for this next adventure at the bottom of the Loch Ness.  We were looking for the Loch Ness Monster, otherwise known as Nessie.  Bobylon had everything he needed for the beast; a rocket-launcher, bazooka, hand-grenades, sniper-rifle, and a gatling gun.

On the side of our submarine it read "Property of Colorado Smith."  That's me, Colorado Smith.  We got into the sub and prepared to descend into the deep.  We checked everything to make sure it was safe.  Then we descended into the deep of the home of the legendary Loch Ness Monster.

The monster, as described in folklore, was like an ancient dinosaur that survived for thousands of years in the deep of Loch Ness.  It had first been sighted by vikings and has been sighted many times since.  Bobylon and I were determined to catch the beast.

When we got down into the deep, Bobylon asked me, "So, Colorado, what are we going to do with the monster once we catch it?"

I answered him, "To be quite honest, Bobylon, I have no freaking idea how we'll even catch it."

Bobylon said, "You mean we're going to improvise and almost get killed again like always?"

"Yep," I said, "that's about it."

A dark shadow passed by our sub.  Bobylon and I looked at each other in fear.  "I don't like this," Bobylon said.

I replied, "I don't like this either."

A fin smashed into our sub and water poured in through a window and the room was filling up fast.  Bobylon and I were basically toast.  We tried steer the ship out of the way, but we were epically screwed.  Suddenly the lights went out.  We thought we were dead.

When we woke up we were on a beach with a rescue crew and our submarine in pieces.  Thank God we were alive.  A young girl ran out to meet me.  "Cole!" she cried.  This was emabarrassing.  It was my girlfriend Alice.  I thought the guy was supposed to come to the girl's side, but this was okay.  After all, we were safe and it looked like Nessie was to never be found.  I decided to leave it that way.

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